FUNNY

Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi  
Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!!
10 Manzila Building Se Pehle Larke Ne Chalang Lagai,,,!!!
Usse Dekh Kar Larki Ya Keh Kar Chali gai,,,!!!
"Waqai Pyar Andha Hota Ha",,,!!!
Ye Sun Kar Larke Ne Apna Parashoot Khool Liya,,,!!!
Or Kaha "Pyar Kabhi Marta Nhi"

Doston ki Yaadon Se

Doston ki Yaadon Se Badkar Koi Dolat Nahi Hoti..
Sath Rahna Hi Dost Ki Jarurt Nahi Hoti,
Duriya Kar Deti Hai Yaadon Ko Zinda,Warna Yaadon Ki Koi Kimat Nahi Hoti..

1 saal main, 

1 saal main, 
12 month,
12 month main,
365 din,
8760 ghante,
8760 ghanton main,
525600 mints,
525600 mints main,
525600 lamhe,
Har lamhe main aik he dua, light na jay

 Aankhon me noor hy,

Aankhon me noor hy,
Chehre pe soroor hy,
Koi maange mera number tu de dena

QK

Mere shaadi abhi buhut door hy

A Punjabi lawyer 

A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote

to his wife in India 

Dear Sunita Darling,

I cant send you my salary this month because

the global market crisis has affected my Company performance,

so I am sending 100 kisses You are my sweetheart, please adjust

Your loving husband, 
Tuna Singh 


His wife replied 

TINKU KE PAPPA 
Thanks for the 100 kisses Below is the list of expenses

I paid with the Kisses

1 The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one months milk

2 The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to 

disconnect only after 7 kisses

3 Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 

or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent 

4 Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses

only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand

5 Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses

Please dont worry about me, I still have a balance of 

35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance   
Shall I plan the same for the next month 

Your Sweet Heart, 

1 sharif bandy ko kya chaiye 
 

1 sharif bandy ko kya chaiye 


1 BV jo pyar de


1 BV jo acha khana banaye


1 BV jo uski khidmat kare


or


Ye teno Biwiya Mil Jul Kar Rahen

Zara aahista bolo 

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Yaha tak aawaz a rahi hai

Doston ki Yaadon Se 
 

Doston ki Yaadon Se Badkar Koi Dolat Nahi Hoti..

Sath Rahna Hi Dost Ki Jarurt Nahi Hoti,

Duriya Kar Deti Hai Yaadon Ko Zinda,

Warna Yaadon Ki Koi Kimat Nahi Hoti..